Welcome to a truncated Top 5 of the David Letterman's
Top Ten List (more or less)for August 25, 1998 
(and maybe including rejected jokes) for


                         Top Ten Bobby Pet Peeves 
 10.
     When the missus uses my hat to make potato
     salad. 
 9.
     When that smartass Sherlock Holmes makes us
     look bad. 
               
 7.
     The way these tall hats make your hair grow like
     Lyle Lovett. 

 4.
     It's bloody difficult to get Dunkin Donuts over
     here. 

 2.
     When the queen gooses you and you can't do a
     bloody thing about it. 



TECHNOARTICLE:  Big Bang Blooie? II

    
  
Queeks  and Boobs are having a cup of latte and 
discussing the nature of the universe.
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Seems to me the Big Bang is still alive, at 
least in appearance.

Queeks, do you believe that the universe
with that much mass could have expanded that 
slowly and still have not collapsed on itself?
 
Well, as hard as that is to believe, that's the belief.

Hmm. And what happens when the universe 
reaches the size where the rate of expansion 
between certain points exceeds the speed of
light?

Well, I don't know if I can explain that.

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