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Welcome to a truncated Top 5 of the David Letterman's
Top Ten List (more or less)for August 25, 1998
(and maybe including rejected jokes) for August 28, 1998:
Top Six of Top Ten Ways to Get Disqualified
From the Miss America Pageant
x. During Your "Dance Tribute to the 1970's,"
openly snorting a mountain of cocaine with a
hundred dollar bill
x. Mock Miss Rhode Island for representing such
a pathetically small state
x. You look at the judges table and ask, "Wow, is
this, like, the Supreme Court?"
x, When asked what you'd do if crowned, you say
"Get a ton of money to pose nude in Hustler!"
x. 2 words: "Tiara-tampering"
x. You utter the phrase, "I just want to wish the
best of luck to the other 46 contestants"
Ha ha, classic stuff, Dave.
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it's the Top Six Signs
You've Eaten Too Much
from the Top Ten List
for November 26, 1993
10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to
stack sandbags around you.
9.
Doctor tells you your weight would be
perfect for a man 17 feet tall.
8.
You are responsible for a slight but
measurable shift in the earth's axis.
5.
World's fattest man sends you a tele-
gram, warning you to "back off!"
4.
CBS tells you to lose weight or else.
1.
You're sweatin' gravy.
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Tech Article
An article in October, 1997 (Sic - Ed)PC MAGAZINE
discusses the further doings of Deep Blue type
computers. It states that financial investment
modeling is one of the top opportunities for Deep Blue
technology. A smaller version of Deep Blue being
evaluated sifts through historical and current market
data to evaluate stock and bond posibilities. (Appar-
ently Deep Blue in a similar manner sifted through
historical chess games, while calculating 4 moves
ahead.)
Pharmaceutical companies are evaluating a version of
Deep Blue to evaluate molecular structures.
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Another Tech Article
In the January 24,1998 Science News, Vol. 153 is an
article on the black hole (?) at the center of our
galaxy. Measurements tracking the motion of stars close
to the center of the galaxy provides more evidence that
there is a black hole there. Apparently there are stars
that are supposed to be just five light-days from the
center which travel faster than 1,000 kilometers per
second.
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TECHNOARTICLE Review: Mapping the universe
Science News, VOL 153,January 31, 1998
"Thanks to the keen eye of the Hubble Space Telescope,
astronomers may have accounted for virtually all of the
sources of visisble light in the universe. That's what
Michael S Vogely of Princeton University concludes after
analyzing variations in the faint background glow between
galaxies in the Hubble Deep Field, the tiny patch of sky
that the telescope stared at for two weeks in late 1995.
The Hubble observations are the most detailed survey of
the galaxies ever taken."
(There are apparently other sources of infrared light
as stated in another article on background light from
dusty areas where new stars are supposed to be forming.)
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Literature Review: Jewish Literary Revival
In an artical in the Tikkun, Vol.12, No.6,
"This century of American letters has to a very large
extent, been informed by Jewish writing. But around
the 1980's something happened. Young Jewish cultural
escape artists both the beneficiearies and victims of
assimilation played to perfection - stopped writing
about distinctively Jewish themes.
Until Now." -Thane Rosenburg, Literary Editor
"The current resurgence of Jewish American writing in
a world rife with assimilation is as surprising as the
survival of the Jews themselves. As early as the
1960's, ... informed and sympathetic critics like Ted
Soloroff and Irving Howe worried aloud that younger
Jewish writers were running out of material: their
work was turning derivative and predictable as they
lost contact with the immigrant experience and its
vigorous culture.
Soon after the Holocaust, barely a decade after the
post-war Jewish writers had touched a universal chord,
their successors, cut off imaginatively from Europe
and the ghetto, seemed unable to serve up the rich
ethnic flavors of the past or to subsist on the thin
gruel of the suburban present. By the Sixties young
Jews were living much the same lives as otherAmericans.
If anything singled them out, it was their widespread
attraction to radical politics, not Jewish esperience.
With the rise of black separatism, the Sixties
climaxed with a surge of identity politics. Black
nationalism forged a compelling model for radical
feminism, gay liberation, and finally what Michael
Novak called 'the rise of the unmeltable ethnics."
Over the next few years it became as fashionable to
explore your roots as it once had been to transcend
them. The fervent patriotism of the World WarII
generation and the existential humanism of the early
Sixties were now seen as part of a discredited liberal
mindset that had deprived us of personal meaning and
led us into Vietnam. Culture, identity and ethnic
pride were the new watchwords, multiculturalism the
new faith.
For Jews there were special factors that contributed
to a wave of ethnic pride, including the Six Day War of
1967, the dissolution of the New Left, and the growth
of the Havora movement that reinvigorated Jewish prayer
and ritual by infusing it with communitarian Sixties
values. Because of their history of persecution, Jews
have always been deeply invested in the Enlightenment
vision of equal rights within a color-blind society.
The new religeous currents springing from the counter-
culture bridged the gap between Jewish particularism
and Enlightenment universalism, especially by allowing
women to play an equal role in the service...
The new emphasis on identity, the revival of interest
in Jewish history, Jewish festivals, and sacred Jewish
texts could not help but lead to a new Jewish writing
that would confound the predictions of the critics...
Writing powerfully out of their own experience, they
brought out of their own experience, the older writers
could not begin to confront some of the emerging
realities of Jewish life: the unexpected return to
religion, the conflicts over assimilation, the youthful
rebellion against suburbia, the key Jewish role in the
New Left and the counterculture, the growing involve-
ment of American Jews with Israel, and the newly-
awakened memories of the Holocaust after 25 years of
amnesi New tonalities were soon heard in Jewish
writing..."
-Morris Dickstein
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