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Welcome to a truncated Top 5 of the David Letterman's Top Ten List (more or less)for August 25, 1998 (and maybe including rejected jokes) for August 28, 1998: Top Six of Top Ten Ways to Get Disqualified From the Miss America Pageant x. During Your "Dance Tribute to the 1970's," openly snorting a mountain of cocaine with a hundred dollar bill x. Mock Miss Rhode Island for representing such a pathetically small state x. You look at the judges table and ask, "Wow, is this, like, the Supreme Court?" x, When asked what you'd do if crowned, you say "Get a ton of money to pose nude in Hustler!" x. 2 words: "Tiara-tampering" x. You utter the phrase, "I just want to wish the best of luck to the other 46 contestants" Ha ha, classic stuff, Dave. ************ it's the Top Six Signs You've Eaten Too Much from the Top Ten List for November 26, 1993 10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you. 9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall. 8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis. 5. World's fattest man sends you a tele- gram, warning you to "back off!" 4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else. 1. You're sweatin' gravy. ************** Tech Article
An article in October, 1997 (Sic - Ed)PC MAGAZINE discusses the further doings of Deep Blue type computers. It states that financial investment modeling is one of the top opportunities for Deep Blue technology. A smaller version of Deep Blue being evaluated sifts through historical and current market data to evaluate stock and bond posibilities. (Appar- ently Deep Blue in a similar manner sifted through historical chess games, while calculating 4 moves ahead.) Pharmaceutical companies are evaluating a version of Deep Blue to evaluate molecular structures. ************** Another Tech Article In the January 24,1998 Science News, Vol. 153 is an article on the black hole (?) at the center of our galaxy. Measurements tracking the motion of stars close to the center of the galaxy provides more evidence that there is a black hole there. Apparently there are stars that are supposed to be just five light-days from the center which travel faster than 1,000 kilometers per second. *************** TECHNOARTICLE Review: Mapping the universeScience News, VOL 153,January 31, 1998 "Thanks to the keen eye of the Hubble Space Telescope, astronomers may have accounted for virtually all of the sources of visisble light in the universe. That's what Michael S Vogely of Princeton University concludes after analyzing variations in the faint background glow between galaxies in the Hubble Deep Field, the tiny patch of sky that the telescope stared at for two weeks in late 1995. The Hubble observations are the most detailed survey of the galaxies ever taken." (There are apparently other sources of infrared light as stated in another article on background light from dusty areas where new stars are supposed to be forming.) ****************************** Literature Review: Jewish Literary RevivalTechnoLizard Weakly is a non-profit site.In an artical in the Tikkun, Vol.12, No.6, "This century of American letters has to a very large extent, been informed by Jewish writing. But around the 1980's something happened. Young Jewish cultural escape artists both the beneficiearies and victims of assimilation played to perfection - stopped writing about distinctively Jewish themes. Until Now." -Thane Rosenburg, Literary Editor "The current resurgence of Jewish American writing in a world rife with assimilation is as surprising as the survival of the Jews themselves. As early as the 1960's, ... informed and sympathetic critics like Ted Soloroff and Irving Howe worried aloud that younger Jewish writers were running out of material: their work was turning derivative and predictable as they lost contact with the immigrant experience and its vigorous culture. Soon after the Holocaust, barely a decade after the post-war Jewish writers had touched a universal chord, their successors, cut off imaginatively from Europe and the ghetto, seemed unable to serve up the rich ethnic flavors of the past or to subsist on the thin gruel of the suburban present. By the Sixties young Jews were living much the same lives as otherAmericans. If anything singled them out, it was their widespread attraction to radical politics, not Jewish esperience. With the rise of black separatism, the Sixties climaxed with a surge of identity politics. Black nationalism forged a compelling model for radical feminism, gay liberation, and finally what Michael Novak called 'the rise of the unmeltable ethnics." Over the next few years it became as fashionable to explore your roots as it once had been to transcend them. The fervent patriotism of the World WarII generation and the existential humanism of the early Sixties were now seen as part of a discredited liberal mindset that had deprived us of personal meaning and led us into Vietnam. Culture, identity and ethnic pride were the new watchwords, multiculturalism the new faith. For Jews there were special factors that contributed to a wave of ethnic pride, including the Six Day War of 1967, the dissolution of the New Left, and the growth of the Havora movement that reinvigorated Jewish prayer and ritual by infusing it with communitarian Sixties values. Because of their history of persecution, Jews have always been deeply invested in the Enlightenment vision of equal rights within a color-blind society. The new religeous currents springing from the counter- culture bridged the gap between Jewish particularism and Enlightenment universalism, especially by allowing women to play an equal role in the service... The new emphasis on identity, the revival of interest in Jewish history, Jewish festivals, and sacred Jewish texts could not help but lead to a new Jewish writing that would confound the predictions of the critics... Writing powerfully out of their own experience, they brought out of their own experience, the older writers could not begin to confront some of the emerging realities of Jewish life: the unexpected return to religion, the conflicts over assimilation, the youthful rebellion against suburbia, the key Jewish role in the New Left and the counterculture, the growing involve- ment of American Jews with Israel, and the newly- awakened memories of the Holocaust after 25 years of amnesi New tonalities were soon heard in Jewish writing..." -Morris Dickstein*********************** TO GO TO THE MAIN PAGE: Open main pageTO GO TO BACK ISSUES OF TECHNOLIZARD WEAKLY
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